Go on, how much of a fan are you? Enough to waste all you money on the games? Enough of a fan to waste three months sewing the perfect Sonic costume? Or are you just that much of a Sonic fan that you would buy these?

I guess they would keep your ears warm… still even I have a better taste than that, but wait there’s more! Hit the jump to see even more crimes against nature!

For the discerning gentleman who likes his slippers to look like he’s killed two cute foxes with his bare hands and moulded them into the form of slippers with only his razor sharp teeth.For more pointless tat spun out to perpetuate one of the worst Sonic TV shows ever please go here.