You know that Sonic costume I mentioned last week? No? Well go back and read the article now! Anyway, it seems someone was idiotic enough to actually buy one of them, worse still he was caught on TV wearing it and a darts show no less!?!

Actually the guy in the clip looks an awful lot like the guy modelling the costume on amazon… it’s a conspiracy! By being seen on TV wearing this travesty he hopes to drive up sales for what must be a failing business, for the love of god don’t buy it, costumes like this must die and be replaced by proper ones… examples of which are still pending… me actually finding some.