Okay I was checking out Amazon today for Sonic clothing, seems the American site got two new t-shirts in recently, and I wanted to see if the UK Amazon had any, as usual with these things the answer was no. However while I was there I did stumble across this travesty.

The description just says, ‘Sonic The Hedgehog- Check Loungepants,’ there is no way I’m wearing that in my lounge or anywhere else for that matter, but wait it gets better!

Yup, for those of you that like to show off your legs these fine ‘trousers’ also come in a shorts variety!

And to round things off we have these… err… family jewel’s enhancing boxers, I have a ton of funny lines to go with the Sonic design… none of them clean though, so I’m going to leave it up to the comments section to come up with the best line.